A True Story.. Very Touching... ;)

This is based on a true story.........it's very touching. U have to
read... Enjoy...

A rich businessman had a beautiful daughter,
who fell in love
with a guy who was a cleaner.

When the girl's father came to know about their love,
he did not like
it at all, and so began to protest about it.

Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave
their homes for
a happy future. The girl's father started searching
for the two lovers
but could not find them.

At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come
back home in a
local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come
back I will allow
you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved
each other truly."

So in this way, their love won and they returned
home.

The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress.
He was dressed
in white shirt that day. While he was crossing the
road to the other
side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and
hit him and he died
on the spot.. The girl lost her senses. It was only
after sometimes that
she recovered from her shocked. The funeral and
cremation was the very
next day because he had died horribly.

Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in
which she saw an
old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the
blood stains of the
guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But
her mother ignored
the dream.

The next night her father had the same dream, he also
ignored it.
Then when the girl had the same dream the next night,
she woke up in fear
and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked
her to wash the
clothes which have blood stains immediately.

She washed the stains but some remained. Next night
she again had the
same dream she again washed the stains but some still
remained.

Next night she again had the same dream and this time
the old lady
gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or
else something
terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her
best to wash the stains,
and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still
remained.

She was very tired.
In the late evening the same day while she was alone
at home, someone
knocked the door. When she opened the door she saw the
same old lady
of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared
and fainted.

The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue
object, which shocked
the girl. She asked "What is this....?"

The old lady replied...









" Try DYNAMO Liquid Soap ... just a dab and it will
remove all stubborn stains!!!" ...

TO MAKE A WOMEN HAPPY

Tips for you guys….

TO MAKE A WOMEN HAPPY....A MAN ONLY NEEDS TO BE :
1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO :

44. give her compliments regularly

45. love shopping

46. be honest

47. be very rich

48. not stress her out

49. not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO :


50. give her lots of attention, but expect little
yourself

51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT :

53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :

1. Leave him alone

Selingan..

A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and
that he is going to get married.
He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try
and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees.

The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits
them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He
then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."

She immediately replies, "The one on the right."
>"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"

The mother replies "I don't like her."

Selingan...

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss
are on their way to a meeting.
On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.

The ghost says,
"Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three,
I will allow one wish each"

So the eager senior manager shouted,
"I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas , on a fast boat and have no worries."
Pufffff. and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pufffff. and he was also gone.

The boss calmly said,
"I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm."



MORAL OF THE STORY IS:
"ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSS TO SPEAK FIRST"

Loghat Daerah...

loghat daerahh...

Message: Timbul persoalan, loghat daerah
manakah yang
lebih munasabah di antara loghat utara dengan
loghat pantai timur?

Jawapannya: Loghat pantai timur (Kelate) adalah
munasabah

Bahasa Melayu standard:
"Dia pergi ke rumah jiran untuk mencari emaknya
tetapi setelah sampai di situ didapati emaknya
tiada."

Loghat Utara (kedah):
"Dia pi ghumah jiran nak caghi mak dia, pi pi mak
dia tak dak".

Loghat Pantai Timur (kelate):
"Dio gi ghumoh jire nok caghi mek dio, gi gi mek
dio tak dok."


KESIMPULAN: Tidak mungkin pipi emaknya
tiada; tetapi kalau gigi maknya tidak ada
memang munasabahlah!"

*HEHEHE......BLEH KER??

TaKiNG A WoMAaN 2 BeD....

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.


At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.


At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.




At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.






At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!


At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

True, very true……Hahahahahaha….

Kids are Quick............

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank? FRANK: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? FRANK: The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow.' _________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: 'K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. _______________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so dirty? GOSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' MILLIE: I is... TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' _________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog. ___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher OH boy.......................... no wonder we have problems!

21st century facts...

These could apply to some of your situation now..... Sad, funny but true..... :( Our communication - Wireless Our phones - Cordless Our cooking - Fireless Our food - Fatless Our Sweets - Sugarless Our labor - Effortless Our relations - Fruitless Our attitude - Careless Our feelings - Heartless Our politics - Shameless Our education - Worthless Our Mistakes - Countless Our arguments - Baseless Our youth - Jobless Our Ladies - Topless Our Boss - Brainless Our Jobs - Thankless Our Needs - Endless Our situation - Hopeless Our Salaries - Useless

....VERY SWEET AND TOUCHING......

Date with a Woman…

After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie.. She said I love you but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you.

The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally.

That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie.

'What's wrong, are you well,' she asked? My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or a surprise invitation is a sign of bad news.

'I thought that it would be pleasant to be with you,' I responded. 'Just the two of us.'

She thought about it for a moment, and then said, 'I would like that very much...'

That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit nervous.

When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she, too, seemed to be nervous about our date. She waited in the door with her coat on.. She had curled her hair and was wearing the dress that she had worn to celebrate her last wedding anniversary.

She smiled from a face that was as radiant as an angel's.

'I told my friends that I was going to go out with my son, and they were impressed, 'she said, as she got into the car. 'They can't wait to hear about our meeting'. We went to a restaurant that, although not elegant, was very nice and cozy. My mother took my arm as if she were the First Lady.

After we sat down, I had to read the menu. Large print. Half way through the entries, I lifted my eyes and saw Mom sitting there staring at me. A nostalgic smile was on her lips.

'It was I who used to have to read the menu when you were small,' she said. 'Then it's time that you relax and let me return the favor,' I responded.

During the dinner, we had an agreeable conversation - nothing extraordinary, but catching up on recent events of each other's life..

We talked so much that we missed the movie..

As we arrived at her house later, she said, 'I'll go out with you again, but only if you let me invite you.' I agreed.

'How was your dinner date?' asked my wife when I got home. 'Very nice.

Much more so than I could have imagined,' I answered.

A few days later, my mother died of a massive heart attack. It happened so suddenly that I didn't have time to do anything for her.
Some time later, I received an envelope with a copy of a restaurant receipt from the same place mother and I had dined.

An attached note said: 'I paid this bill in advance. I wasn't sure that I could be there; but nevertheless, I paid for two plates - one for you and the other for your wife. You will never know what that night meant for me.

I love you, son.'

At that moment, I understood the importance of saying in time: 'I LOVE YOU!' and to give our loved ones the time that they deserve. Nothing in life is more important than God and your family. Give them the time they deserve, because these things cannot be put off till 'some other time.'

Pass this along to everyone with an aging parent,

to a friend,

to a child,

to an adult,

to anyone with a parents and all those about whom u think always

--

Doa Untuk Kekasih

SAJAK

Doa untuk kekasih

Dengan nama Allah

Yang Maha Pengasih lagi Maha Penyayang.

Ya Allah….

Seandai telah Engkau catatkan,

Dia milikku tercipta buatku,

Satukanlah hatinya dengan hatiku,

Titipkanlah kebahagian antara kami,

Agar kemesraan itu abadi…..

Ya Allah…

Ya Tuhanku yang Maha Mengasihani,

Seiringkanlah kami melayari hidup ini,

Ketepian yang sejahtera dan abadi,

Maka jodohkanlah kami…..

Tetapi Ya Allah…

Seandainya telah Engkau takdirkan,

Dia bukan milikku,

Bawalah dia jauh dari pandanganku,

Luputkanlah dia dari ingatanku,

Dan peliharalah aku dari kekecewaan….

Ya Allah ya Tuhanku yang Maha Mengerti….

Berikan aku kekuatan,

Menolak bayangannya jauh ke dada langit,

Hilang bersama senja yang merah,

Agar ku sentiasa tenang,

Walaupun tanpa bersama dengannya…..

Ya Allah yang tercinta…

Pasrahkanlah aku dengan takdirmu,

Sesungguhnya apa yang telah Engkau Takdirkan,

Adalah yang terbaik untuk untukku,

Sesungguhnya Engkau Maha Mengetahui,

Segala yang terbaik buat hambamu ini……

Ya Allah…..

Cukupkanlah Engkau sahaja yang menjadi pemeliharaku,

Di dunia dan di akhirat,

Dengarlah rintihan dari hambaMu yang dhaif ini,

Janganlah Engkau biarkan aku bersendirian,

Di dunia ini mahupun di akhirat,

Menjuruskan aku ke arah kemaksiatan dan

Kemungkaran,

Maka kurniakanlah aku seorang pasangan yang beriman,

Agar aku dan dia sama-sama dapat membina kesejahteraan hidup,

Ke jalan yang Engkau redhai,

Dan kurniakanlah pada keturunan yang soleh dan solehah…..

Ya Allah….

Berilah kami kebahagiaan di dunia dan akhirat,

Dan peliharilah kami dari azab api neraka,

AMIN…AMIN….AMIN

YaRabbal’aalamiin….

Missing Wife

Missing Wife A man calls into the police station and says, "My wife is missing." The officer asks, "How long has she been gone?" "A month." "Why did you wait so long to report it?" "Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream, then I realized I didn't have any clean clothes to wear."

AL-KISAH TENTANG ROKOK

THE STORY OF CIGRATTES :-

I am Peter Stuyvesant
I have two friends, Benson and Hedges
I came from the city of Marlboro ,
In the Salem high country
I Always carry a Mild Seven
I rode on a White Horse
Going to Kingsway in Kent
It was Lucky Strike I fell in love
With the daughter of Master Duke
Her name Was YSL
We got married by Perillys, the priest
We checked in at the house of Dunhill
And booked into room number 555
I laid her on the bed made of Gold Leaf
I played with her two Matterhorns
When I poked in my Rothmans King Size
She cried in delight, "You are a Rough Rider!!!"
You are riding like a mad Camel
When I asked her if she is satisfied
She answered" I want MORE!!!!"
Then suddenly she turned around and asked me if I want to
enter her Gudang Garam.
She said... depan belakang puas, barulah Sampoerna!!! =

SUZY - MAAF... HANYA SEKADAR SELINGAN TENTANG ROKOK BUKAN BERMAKSUD MEMAPARKAN SESUATU YANG LUCAH.

WHAT BABY ARE YOU??

Jan	------------ ---JANUARY BABY-------- --------- --- Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt.. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality.
Feb	----------FEBRUARY BABY ------------ -------- Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. S#*iest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Ho?ny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will communicate with someone and realize that you are a perfect match.
Mar	------------ -----MARCH BABY ------------ -------- Attractive personality. S#xy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days.
Apr	------------ ------APRIL BABY ------------ ------- Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and travelling. Systematic. hot but has brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days.
May	------------ -----MAY BABY ------------ ----- Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak to much in the next 4 days..
Jun	------------ JUNE BABY ------------ - You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.
Jul	------------ ----JULY BABY ------------ -- Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be with friends ... Always brood about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days
Aug	------------ AUGUST BABY ------------ --- outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. no self control. kind hearted. self confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an 'every thing's peachy' attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of 'that someone'. longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by 'no pain no gain' caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. 'charming' or 'beautiful' to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a fighter. repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month.
Sep	------------ SEPTEMBER BABY ------------ --- Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality.. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. if you do not repost this in the next 5 mins, someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days.
Oct	------------ ---OCTOBER BABY ------------ ------- Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily.. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life.
Nov	------------ ---NOVEMBER BABY ------------ -------- Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. S#xy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. repost in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime this month.
Dec	------------ ---DECEMBER BABY ------------ --- This straight-up means ur the most good-looking person possible... better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly.. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. loves music. ]