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Rabu, Julai 22, 2009

MARRIAGE





Here are a few jokes about marriage, dedicated specially to those who are in the process of tying the knot. I will add a Chiness proverb thay says:" Before a women gets married, she ask God for only one thing out of the whole world ( a good man), and when she gets him, she asked him for the whole world !!!!"





Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.


At the cocktail party, one women said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on your wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."



Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.


Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gets her master's.


A little boy asked his father, " Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, " I don't know son, I'm still paying for it".



Young son: It is true Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?


Dad: That happens in most countries, son.





Then there was aman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late.


A happy marriage is a matter to give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.





When a newly married man looks happy we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy - we wonder why.


Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listents. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.


After the quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it".



It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.






A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds; "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine".


When a man opens the door of his car to his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.


Many man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. - Jim Backus


I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bisssonette


I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. - Noel Coward, 1956


I'm an excellent housekeeper. Everytime I get divorce, I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor


When a man steals your wife , there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry


Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. - Lisa Hoffman


She's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one. - Oscar Levant to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee


We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx







Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. - Jackie Mason


Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Montaigne


After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Hemant Joshi


By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.... and that is a good thing for any man. - Socrates


A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner


Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. - Mae West


Marriage is a three ring circus ; engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.


Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Therefore marriage is not a words; it is a sentence.


Marriage is the triumph of the imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.






Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.


Before marriage, a man yearns for the women he loves. After marriage, the "Y" become silent.


Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.


I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with m


If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.


A perfect wife is one who helps the husband with the dishes.


A woman was telling her friends, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire". "And what was he before you married him. "Asked the friend. The woman replied, "A multi-millionaire".




Smile...it is free.


























































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